THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

(YES, it really is a PRIVATE COACHING PROGRAM with yours truly, to get to work on next-leveling WHATEVER IS CALLING YOU NOW, for less than the cost of my group program. Am I completely manic?? or is this just what I KNOW you need and giving you what you need just makes good sense.)

Have a big goal? (or a lil one) Let this be the diving board to sinking in. 

I can help you create the strategy, figure out what kinda mindset gunk is keeping you stuck, tend to some wounds. We’ll eliminate confusion about first steps and fear about failure.

No tangible goal but you wanna learn to feel better? Have you heard I’m a nervous system show-stopper? 

Yep we’ll get you regulated and re-acquainted with joy, pleasure, calm.

Wanna stop overcommitting and underdelivering?

How about communicate with your people like you probably should get paid for it?

Wanna have mistress-style sex with the ol ball n chain?

Start dating with guts of steel?

Stop speaking to yourself like the dog poo on your shoe?

I got you.

Need to get a pulse on your people-pleasing habit so you can start living for yourself once and for all? 

Can't sleep cuz your brain feels like a gerbil on a treadmill? 

Wish you were a gerbil on a treadmill instead of a potato on the couch??

Fuck girl, pick something. Anything that wants to come through you now. And let me help you honor it. 

WHAT TIME IS IT?  

IT'S ME TIME.

WHAT YOU GET: 

• 2 x 50-minute private coaching sessions at the time of your choosing. 
• Two weeks private messenger coaching access. (Begins the day of your first session) 
• Customized styles of support based on your current goal which may include any or all of the following plus some more I might make up along the way: neuro-somatic reprogramming techniques, hypnosis, thought work, RRT, writing prompts, breath work, strategy suggestions, talking, listening, subconscious cue-ing, celebrating, being a human who gives a fuck, etc. 
• option to use purchase as credit toward 4-month Private Coaching 

 WHY this offer exists:

I want you to feel empowered in your choices, and only giving you ONE way to work with me 1:1 doesn't really accommodate that.  

This is a chance to steep in the sweet tea of self care without a 4-month, 4-figure commitment. 

It's also an opportunity to test the waters with me. :) See if the temp is hott enough for ya.

Plus, I keep a pulse on my community, and my ladies are neck deep in other people's shit rn.

We're mistaking a 45 minute bath once/week for

-the ongoing, dellusionaly devoted focus on YOUR OWN desires & dreams

-the deep nervous system soothing that requires more than a headcold-induced cat nap

-the lathering up in SELF TRUST that's been sinking to the bottom of your tub of dreams for too long

-the relaxed kinda strategy that doesn't require you to put the word "quick" before essential & spiritually significant actions

If we ever needed some Me Time to last a lifetime, it's now. 

Somewhere in MY early 20's I lost myself. LBH I dunno who "self' even was up til then but any trace of the empowered, guided, playful, creative, hungry woman you see now was MIA.

And I got a Soul Tap...to be part of an evolution in womanhood. And I'm happy I didn't ignore it. So I'm here asking you: do you wanna be part of this evolution too? 

It starts with Me Time. 

ILY and can't wait to be part of your journey!

XO

Hanna

Ps. I want to believe my people don’t need 10 million disclaimers but JUST IN CASE this is unclear:  

look yo, Me Time will change your life. I promise to coach my tushy off for you and give 111% on my end —AND at the end of the day this is ONLY a two-week container.

Much of the work women want to do will take way longer, because two weeks is not even close to enough time to butt up against all the bullshit that arises when the thrill of diving into a new strategy dies off and make your way through the shitty bits… we will clear up some blocks, lay some foundations and get you prepared to carry on on your own, so please don’t lose your belief in becoming & creating exactly what you want but please do manage expectations around timeframe. 

If it feels like I’m sayin “ain’t no guarantees”, well, I am! You CAN keep getting and using the value from this program long after we finish up working together but that is on you. 

PPS: Need a payment plan? I got you. Reach out and we will work out a schedule to accommodate your financial needs.

**Due to the custom nature of this experience, and the information which cannot be returned, no refunds are available. 

PLEASE REVIEW THE TERMS & CONDITIONS 

Your Soul Agreement:

I am willing and able to show the F up for my life and inner work like never before.

I know that you are not here to “rescue”, “save” or “fix” me, but hold expansive space and call me on my bull shit so that I can take responsibility for blasting into my power.

I know that I’m entering a portal of massive expansion, which will come with all sorts of emotional jostling and bumps to my ego…and oh baby am I ready.

It is not required that I feel comfortable 24/7 to show up 110%. I desire this. I am all in.

I have the right to use the materials included in this program to further my personal growth, but I do not have the right to reproduce, sell, distribute or otherwise copy the intellectual property shared with me by my Coach. This shit is sacred.

This investment feels like a full body HELL YES. Due to the custom nature and epic value of this program content which cannot be returned, energy exchanges are final (in other words, no refunds).

I trust and honor my commitment to show up in authentic communication and ask for the coaching I need.

I can access & understand the Terms and Conditions.

My investment is my human energy equivalent of a soul agreement and signature.

Ok! Let’s go.